The best white elephant gift isn't the most expensive one. It's the one that gets stolen three times and starts a friendly argument. A funny t-shirt does that for $24.99 (or $40 for two, if you've got more than one exchange this season), and unlike a candle, someone actually uses it.
The rules of a great white elephant gift
- Get a laugh when it's opened. If the room reacts, you won.
- Be something people want to steal. Useful plus funny beats weird plus useless.
- Know your crowd. The office party and the friend group are not the same room.
For the office party: keep it Mild
You want the laugh without the HR meeting. Our Mild collection is sarcasm and self-roasts that are safe around coworkers.
- Would Not Recommend Tee: a one-star review of your own life choices.
- The Sh*t Show World Tour Tee: for the person who runs every meeting and every crisis.
- Nutrition Facts Tee: serving size, one hot mess.
For the holiday party: go seasonal
The Nice Rack Tee is about the reindeer antlers. Mostly. It's the easiest holiday steal in the pile, and it works for an ugly-sweater party too.
For friends and family who can take it: go Spicy
Innuendo that sounds innocent until someone reads it twice. Browse the Spicy collection, or grab a crowd favorite:
- Eggs Over Easy Tee: for the brunch lover.
- Big Jug Enthusiast Tee: whole or 2%.
- I Love Boobies Tee: for the bird watcher. Obviously.
For the group chat with no filter: Too Far
Save the Too Far collection for the friend exchange where the goal is the loudest reaction. The Big Deck Energy Tee is a game-night favorite.
Gift tips
- Buy two, save. Office party and friend party? Any 2 tees are $40, applied automatically in your cart.
- Order early. Every shirt is printed when you order, so allow about two weeks. See shipping times.
- Not sure of the size? Go with L or XL for a gift exchange. Our tees are a unisex classic fit; check the size guide.
- Buying just one? Join the Joke Club for 10% off your first order.
Need more ideas? Read the full funny gift shirt guide or shop all tees.